|College Student| |Psychology Major| |20|
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
Horny Blogger *Posts porn*: I'm sorry!
Me: Bitch you ain't sorry. If you were you wouldn't have post it.
“I raped that test in math cla–” No.
“I raped that game earli–” Stop.
“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.
Do you see what you’re doing?
YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.
YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.
i’ve been waiting so long for this post